"Your Mom is So Berkeley" started out as a joke at work. We thought it was funny so I wrote a note for some friends on facebook. They thought it was funny so I made a facebook group. The "Your Mom is so Berkeley" facebook group now has over 2,500 members so I've decided to bring it out to a wider audience. I hope you like it.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
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Yeah, you knew it was coming. Contrary to popular belief there’s not a ton of posts about the herb but there’s enough for this post. I think it goes without saying that your mom has a pretty liberal stance towards the kind no matter what she told you in high school.
Your mom is so Berkeley…
...she gave your husband a bag of pot and a pipe the night before your wedding because he and his groomsmen needed to relax.
...she used to sell weed to the other cop that just pulled you over.
...she can always tell if your high from personal experience
...she always got some homegrown around, same shit you used to pinch in the 7th grade
…when she found your rolling papers she said, "If you are smoking pot I just want you to be cool about it.”
…she used to give me joints when you were at BHS so you wouldn't have to go to People's Park to buy them yourself.
…you can still taste, smell and feel the texture of goldenseal like it was yesterday!
…she let you, at age 4, name your cat 'roach ashtray' and it still comes up at the family table.
…when she asked you if you'd tried pot yet and you said "No," she then asked, "Why not?"
…she passed you joints at parties.
…she caught your smoking pot she couldn't get mad cuz 1. It was hers and 2. She was selling it to her patnahs!