"Your Mom is So Berkeley" started out as a joke at work. We thought it was funny so I wrote a note for some friends on facebook. They thought it was funny so I made a facebook group. The "Your Mom is so Berkeley" facebook group now has over 2,500 members so I've decided to bring it out to a wider audience. I hope you like it.
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Friday, April 2, 2010
Photo by Stephanie Johnson
It seems like beyond public nudity, off beat religions, and composting the thing that most scarred generations of Berkeley kids was being told that carob is a suitable replacement for chocolate. It’s not. We love you moms of Berkeley, but please stop with the carob already. If you have push it don’t compare it chocolate, let it stand on it’s own. Seriously. Read on.
Your mom is so Berkeley…
… she got you called out in the College Avenue Coop babysitting room cause she'd convinced you that Carob Peanut Butter Cups were the food stamp version of Reese’s
… she taught a women's yoga class in our house every Wednesday night, followed by carob chip cookies and a consciousness raising session.
…we had whole wheat carob chip cookies for dessert
… ewww.....oh god I remember those
…you had to convince her that carob is NOT chocolate
…Hell yea! Carob is my personal childhood hell!!!
…you tell her...carob is NOT chocolate
…she'd put wheat germ into our made from scratch birthday cakes and our carob "milk" shakes
…when you baked "toolhouse" cookies you used whole wheat flour that had to be kept in the freezer and carob chips
…your biggest treat was carob chip cookies made with honey that had orange peel shavings in them.
…Oh lord yes. To this day the sight and/or smell of carob chips make me retch.
…Carob. WTF was up with carob? Satisfying as a dry hump.
… OK, I've always wondered. What WAS the deal with carob chips? Why were they supposed to be healthier than chocolate? They had sugar in them right?
… Ugh! Carob! What was that all about?
OK so maybe carob wasn’t all bad. There was also this:
I love the moms and all the Berkeley goddess/composting/vibrations/civil protest/carob chip ways. Wouldn't trade it for growing up anywhere else!